Storms hit McPherson

First things first, everybody in the Libertarians Party of Queensland. Wishes and prays that you weathered the storms OK.

Meanwhile, the “Independent Teal” drafts up a climate panic story to submit to her cockroach bosses.
(Ps. Cockroach is Not a bad term, just what us Queenslanders call those who blow in from down south of the border; in fact, we love beating them at footy) 
You will see her scaremongering out in a while.
First, they have to spend thousands running it past their advertising agency.
It has to look pretty, you know. Image is everything—if not honesty.  
You know who I am – I am Libertarian!

So while they do that, the Labor bunny sends a work request to the Gold Coast City Council and sits back and waits while the “Urgent response” team asses the request and processes it on to the workflow assessment team.
Who passes it by the climate assessment squad!
Then to the environmental impact people, followed by a thousand other pencil pushers…!
Eventually, it might be applied to some workers.
They have up to 10 days under their sop.

Meanwhile, Daisy says, “let’s have a look around”.
Then before we had driven far, bang a tree across the road.
“Summer in Queensland”, Mutters Daisy as she suggests that I get out the Libertarian Chainsaw.
I told her that Campbell Newman said that the Australian Voters might get put off by a Chainsaw.

But Daisy insisted that Queenslanders like cutting through the Red/Green Tape to get things done!

Storms hit us, and the Libertarian DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency), with its chainsaw of cutting through red tape, swung into action, helping out the Gold Coast voters.
If you see me brandishing a chainsaw during the election campaign.
It is not that we have gone mad, but I want to remind everybody that government limitations need to be cut through.

My favourite Ron Reagan joke

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